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37 Funny fat quotes

Funny fat quotes bring humor to the often sensitive subject of body image! 🍔😂 From witty remarks about food cravings to playful observations on body shape, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of self-acceptance. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in every shape and size! 😄🎉

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

2 weeks ago

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

2 weeks ago

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

1 month ago

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

1 month ago

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

1 month ago

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

1 month ago

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

2 months ago

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

3 months ago

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

3 months ago

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

3 months ago

Avocado is just green butter.

3 months ago

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

3 months ago

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

3 months ago

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

3 months ago

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

3 months ago

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

3 months ago

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

3 months ago

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

3 months ago

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

3 months ago

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

3 months ago