Funny Fat Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Without the Guilt! 😂🍔

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

5 months ago5 months ago

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Oct 12, 2023Oct 12, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Sep 22, 20235 months ago

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Sep 22, 2023May 9, 2024

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023