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Funny fat quotes bring humor to the often sensitive subject of body image! πŸ”πŸ˜‚ From witty remarks about food cravings to playful observations on body shape, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of self-acceptance. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in every shape and size! πŸ˜„πŸŽ‰

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Posted onMar 17, 2025Mar 17, 2025

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Posted onFeb 18, 2025Feb 18, 2025

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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