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Funny fat quotes

Jun 14
Share →: The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
Oct 17
Share →: I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.
Oct 17
Share →: I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.
Oct 12
Share →: Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.
Sep 28
Share →: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.
Sep 22
Share →: Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?
Sep 22
Share →: I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.
Sep 22
Share →: My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
Sep 22
Share →: I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.
Sep 22
Share →: There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.