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40 Funny fat quotes

Funny fat quotes bring humor to the often sensitive subject of body image! 🍔😂 From witty remarks about food cravings to playful observations on body shape, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of self-acceptance. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in every shape and size! 😄🎉

1 month ago
View →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
1 month ago
View →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.
2 months ago
View →: I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.
2 months ago
View →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.
2 months ago
View →: I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.
3 months ago
View →: Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
3 months ago
View →: Ctrl Alt delete my fat.
3 months ago
View →: Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
3 months ago
View →: Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?
4 months ago
View →: Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.
4 months ago
View →: She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.
5 months ago
View →: Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.
5 months ago
View →: Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.
5 months ago
View →: Avocado is just green butter.
5 months ago
View →: Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.
5 months ago
View →: I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!
5 months ago
View →: I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.
5 months ago
View →: Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”
5 months ago
View →: Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.
5 months ago
View →: Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.
5 months ago
View →: The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.
5 months ago
View →: Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?
5 months ago
View →: Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.
5 months ago
View →: I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.
5 months ago
View →: The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
5 months ago
View →: Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
5 months ago
View →: Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
5 months ago
View →: I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.
5 months ago
View →: Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.
5 months ago
View →: If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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