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35 Funny fat quotes

Funny fat quotes bring humor to the often sensitive subject of body image! 🍔😂 From witty remarks about food cravings to playful observations on body shape, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of self-acceptance. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in every shape and size! 😄🎉

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Avocado is just green butter.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025