Funny fat quotes

Funny fat quotes bring humor to the often sensitive subject of body image! 🍔😂 From witty remarks about food cravings to playful observations on body shape, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of self-acceptance. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in every shape and size! 😄🎉

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Funny Quotes June 14, 2024

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Funny Quotes October 12, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023