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Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Just landed via TikTok:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Making waves on WeChat:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Just landed via Telegram:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Making waves on Reddit:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Just landed via Instagram:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Spotted on Facebook:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Funny fat quotes bring humor to the often sensitive subject of body image! 🍔😂 From witty remarks about food cravings to playful observations on body shape, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of self-acceptance. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in every shape and size! 😄🎉

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4 days ago
Share →: I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Commentary:
"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦‍♂️"
5 days ago
Share →: Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Commentary:
Sounds like a case of "fork-getting" table manners 😂🍚🍴
5 days ago
Share →: I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Commentary:
Rocking this summer look like, "I know, right?!" 😂🌞💪🍔
6 days ago
Share →: This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Commentary:
"Tastes like my gym membership just got revoked 😂🥗➡️🍪"
3 weeks ago
Share →: When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Commentary:
If only those energy vampires could multitask, I'd have a six-pack by now! 😂🧛‍♀️💪
3 weeks ago
Share →: My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
3 weeks ago
Share →: I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Commentary:
"Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Commentary:
"Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"
3 months ago
Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"
3 months ago
Share →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Just shared via YouTube:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Spreading quickly via X:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Breaking via Facebook:

Your opinions are not my business.

Going viral on YouTube:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Just landed via Twitch:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Making waves on Reddit:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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