56 funny fat quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Avocado is just green butter.

Mar 27, 2026

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Mar 26, 2026

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Mar 26, 2026

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Mar 26, 2026

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Mar 26, 2026

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Mar 25, 2026

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Mar 25, 2026

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Mar 25, 2026

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Mar 25, 2026

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Mar 24, 2026

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Mar 24, 2026

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Mar 24, 2026

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Mar 24, 2026

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Mar 24, 2026

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Mar 24, 2026

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Mar 24, 2026