Commentary:
If only those energy vampires could multitask, I'd have a six-pack by now! 😂🧛♀️💪
57 Funny fat quotes
My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.
Commentary:
"Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"
I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.
Commentary:
"Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"
If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
Commentary:
"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"
Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.
Commentary:
Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤
I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.
Commentary:
Looks like your pillow game is on a rollercoaster—going from painful to downright plush! 🎢🛌 Maybe your neck just has a flair for the dramatic. 😂 Time to find that perfect middle ground where comfort and support finally shake hands! 🤝😉
Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.
Commentary:
"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"
I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.
Commentary:
🕵️♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill"
