19 Funny flight quotes

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  21 hours ago

  Share →: This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

  Commentary:
  🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

  Commentary:
  Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️✈️😄

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

  Commentary:
  Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

  Commentary:
  "Mind blown! Next you'll tell me you can actually sleep in your bed and not just check if it's still there. 😲✈️🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

  Commentary:
  "Someone clearly misunderstood the concept of 'taking a red-eye.' 🌚💼 Nevertheless, avoiding pink eye is definitely the way to go on flights! 👁️✈️ #TravelWoes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

  Commentary:
  "Attention passengers! 🛫✈️ We apologize for the delay – apparently, our aircraft just can't take off without that one fancy 'fuselage' part, which seems to be stuck in the future with its 3D printing! 🤖🕰️ Hang in there, we'll get you soaring through the skies in no time! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous gate lurker, the one passenger who has you praying to the travel gods for any seat that's not adjacent to his! 🙏✈️ Just remember, a noisy neighbor may be annoying, but at least he won't steal your armrest (hopefully)! 🙅‍♂️😂 #FlyingFollies

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