25 Funny flight quotes

• Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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  1 week ago

  cost, flight, JetBlue, Miami, NYC, price, ride, ride share, rides, same, share, transportation, travel, travel cost, Uber

• Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

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  1 month ago

  90s, back, flight, humor, looking, nostalgia, ticket, tickets, time, time travel, travel

• My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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  2 months ago

  book, booking, bored, boredom, buy, flight, i, impulse, impulse buy, looking, start, toxic, toxic trait, trait, travel

• This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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  2 months ago

  airport, baby, crying, crying baby, delay, even, flight, frustration, going, here, humor, i, just, know, live, long flight, patience, travel, where

• I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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  2 months ago

  carry, carrying, comic, flight, fly, flying, friendship, fun, humor, i, ones, pick, superher, support, teamwork

• I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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  2 months ago

  airplane, aviation, bird, cooler, flight, flying, humor, i, think, whimsical, wings

• Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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  2 months ago

  angel, beautiful, beauty, beer, compliment, drink, flight, humor, metaphor, observation, romance, seeing, take, woman

• Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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  2 months ago

  after, airport, crazy, eat, eating, flight, food, funny realization, humor, just, realization, revelation, too, travel, travel humor

• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, early, flight, going, humor, irony, late, late night, mood, naturally, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, room, schedule, self-deprecating, sleep, sleep schedule, stay, tomorrow, tonight, weird, weird behavior

• I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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  2 months ago

  avoidance, eye, flight, humor, i, joke, much, pink, pink eye, red-eye, travel

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