26 Funny flight quotes

• Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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  7 hours ago

  bargain, bargain hunting, comparison, deal, deals, designer, designer heel, flight, flight deal, heel, heels, humor, hunting, i, nonstop, people, shop, shopping, travel

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  11 hours ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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  1 day ago

  annoyance, blind, blinds, closed, flight, humor, hurt, leave, passenger, people, plane, ride, travel

• In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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  3 weeks ago

  20, always, Christmas, door, east, flight, holiday, house, humor, miles, movie, neighbor, never, next, Santa, sleigh

• Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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  1 month ago

  cost, flight, JetBlue, Miami, NYC, price, ride, ride share, rides, same, share, transportation, travel, travel cost, Uber

• Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

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  2 months ago

  90s, back, flight, humor, looking, nostalgia, ticket, tickets, time, time travel, travel

• My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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  2 months ago

  book, booking, bored, boredom, buy, flight, i, impulse, impulse buy, looking, start, toxic, toxic trait, trait, travel

• This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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  2 months ago

  airport, baby, crying, crying baby, delay, even, flight, frustration, going, here, humor, i, just, know, live, long flight, patience, travel, where

• I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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  2 months ago

  carry, carrying, comic, flight, fly, flying, friendship, fun, humor, i, ones, pick, superher, support, teamwork

• I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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  2 months ago

  airplane, aviation, bird, cooler, flight, flying, humor, i, think, whimsical, wings

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