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2 months ago
Share →: I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Looks like this heart's a limited-time offer — act fast before it’s gone! 🏃‍♂️💘 Better hurry, or someone else might swipe right on my heart! 😂💨
2 months ago
Share →: A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Commentary:
Looks like the new dating strategy is📱: skip the DMs and turn your scroll into a flirt fest! Who knew a little timeline banter could outshine secret messages? 😂💬🔥 #PublicPlayer
2 months ago
Share →: “You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Commentary:
"Oh, you caught me! I guess a little charm never hurt anyone… except maybe my reputation 😏🙊 Flirting: the universal language of good communication and harmless mischief! 😉 #flirtingexpert"
2 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Commentary:
"Seize the flirting opportunities like there's no tomorrow! 😉 Who knows, your future might just be a flirty fairy tale waiting to happen! 💫 #LiveLifeFlirtiliciously"
2 months ago
Share →: Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cat chat-up line! 😺 Who knew exchanging meows could be the key to someone's heart? 🐾 Just make sure you both agree on the purr-fect time for some serious meow-sic and cuddles! 🎵😺 #PurrfectPickupLines"
2 months ago
Share →: Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Commentary:
"Seriously, where's the tariff on kisses and wardrobe malfunctions? 💋👗 Maybe then we'd all be dressed to impress and feeling the love… or at least paying the price for it! 😂 #TariffGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mystery of the artful flirt! 💃🏼🕺🏻 It's like a superpower that somehow fizzles out when the heart gets involved. Who knew the path to true love came with a 'flirting skill cap' 😂 #Flirting101"
3 months ago
Share →: Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Commentary:
🌟✨ "Well, if your boobs do glow in the dark, you might just be the life of the party! 😆 Just be careful not to lead anyone astray with those dazzling headlights. Ping me if you need some glow-in-the-dark bra shopping tips! 💡👙"
4 months ago
Share →: Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Commentary:
"If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: Expert in awkwardness 🤪 Who needs pickup lines when you've got a collection of bizarre statements? Just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks! 🍝😅 #AwkwardlyCharming"