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When your cheeseburgers come with a side of inflation 🍔💸
967 Funny food quotes
Does anyone have that website where you can fake order food for the dopamine, so you don’t actually end up binging?
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Sure, I'll order a large imaginary pepperoni pizza with extra cheese… No calories, all dopamine! 🍕😁
Of course your wife can’t cook like your mom. You should! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.
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"I guess it's time for Cooking Lessons 101: Mom Edition! 🍳👨🍳😂"
Yeah, breakups suck, but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down?
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When your favorite eatery ghosted you and it's the only ex you really miss 😂🍽💔
24-hr Indian takeout place called Naanstop.
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Naanstop: where the journey to flavor town never stalls! 🚗💨🍛
I wonder who was eating so much that God looked at them and was like, “This is a sin.”
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Looks like someone's appetite was so legendary, even the divine had to set dietary commandments! 🍽️😂
We need a lengthy German word for that sinking sensation when, at lunch with a friend, you see that your friend has ordered a much better lunch than you did.
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Lunch envy: the wurst kind of betrayal! 🌭😩🍽️
How are cows and chickens not extinct? We eat them girls like bags of chips.
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Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
You gotta leave them nothingburgers alone, and come date a Burger King.
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When you're ready to upgrade from "meh" to "all hail the king" in the dating menu 🍔👑
Date someone who asks if you have eaten today. Extra points if they ask if you need to be eaten.
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Always nice to find someone who cares about both your appetite and your appetite for adventure! 🍽️😂