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Naanstop: where the journey to flavor town never stalls! 🚗💨🍛
963 Funny food quotes
I wonder who was eating so much that God looked at them and was like, “This is a sin.”
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Looks like someone's appetite was so legendary, even the divine had to set dietary commandments! 🍽️😂
We need a lengthy German word for that sinking sensation when, at lunch with a friend, you see that your friend has ordered a much better lunch than you did.
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Lunch envy: the wurst kind of betrayal! 🌭😩🍽️
How are cows and chickens not extinct? We eat them girls like bags of chips.
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Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
You gotta leave them nothingburgers alone, and come date a Burger King.
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When you're ready to upgrade from "meh" to "all hail the king" in the dating menu 🍔👑
Date someone who asks if you have eaten today. Extra points if they ask if you need to be eaten.
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Always nice to find someone who cares about both your appetite and your appetite for adventure! 🍽️😂
Started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home.
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When I saw the price of takeout, I suddenly remembered that dusty can of beans has a Michelin star 🌟🍽️🍛
Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult.
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Why go to therapy when you can just grab a pint? 🍦🛋️😄
If we were pigeons, I’d share the fries I found on the sidewalk with you.
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Sharing fries and feathers, our friendship truly soars! 🍟🕊️😄
Broccoli had such bad PR growing up. What an elite vegetable.
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Broccoli: proof that even the nerdiest kid in school can glow up into a superfood superhero! 🥦💪😄