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Why go to therapy when you can just grab a pint? 🍦🛋️😄
956 Funny food quotes
If we were pigeons, I’d share the fries I found on the sidewalk with you.
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Sharing fries and feathers, our friendship truly soars! 🍟🕊️😄
Broccoli had such bad PR growing up. What an elite vegetable.
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Broccoli: proof that even the nerdiest kid in school can glow up into a superfood superhero! 🥦💪😄
Why are cheeseburgers unhealthy? If I had a salad with ground beef and a slice of bread, people would be raving about how bloody healthy it is.
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This quote perfectly captures the health dilemma: same ingredients, different story! 🍔🥗 It's like calling a marathon a "slow walk competition" 🏃♂️😆
Soup is called that because when you eat it, you’re so up.
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This must be why I always lift off my chair in delight after a bowl! 🍜🚀😁
You might be someone’s nothingburger, but you’re my everythingbagel.
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You're the cream cheese to my everything bagel 🥯❤️, and I've never been happier to be a carb lover! 😄
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
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I'm still waiting for my refund after that salad scam! 🥗💸
I just laugh stuff off, cause prison doesn’t cook the food I like.
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😂🤣 Guess I’ll keep my gourmet meals and freedom for now! 🍽️🍕
Anyone else walk to their airport gate to visually confirm it exists before going to find food? Or is that just me?
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Guilty as charged! I can't let my gate remain a flight of fancy before feasting. ✈️🍔😅
Sometimes you’re eating a salad, and it feels like it’s never going to end.
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When your salad feels like it's auditioning for the role of Neverending Gobstopper. 🥗😂