Funny Food Quotes That Will Have You Hungry for Laughter! 🍔😂

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

3 months ago3 months ago

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

3 months ago3 months ago

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

4 months ago3 months ago

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

4 months ago3 months ago

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

4 months ago3 months ago

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

4 months ago3 months ago

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

4 months ago3 months ago

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

4 months ago3 months ago

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

4 months ago3 months ago

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

4 months ago3 months ago

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

5 months ago3 months ago

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

5 months ago3 months ago

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

5 months ago3 months ago

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

5 months ago3 months ago

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

5 months ago3 months ago

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

5 months ago3 months ago

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

6 months ago3 months ago

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

6 months ago3 months ago

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

6 months ago3 months ago

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

6 months ago3 months ago

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

6 months ago3 months ago

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Jun 15, 20243 months ago

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Jun 2, 20243 months ago

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Jun 1, 20243 months ago

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Nov 15, 20233 months ago

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Oct 31, 20233 months ago