680 Funny food quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

  Commentary:
  😂🍹 "This liver's playing hide and seek like a pro! Who knew internal organs could outsmart a drink? Cheers to culinary camouflage!" 🍔🎉

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

  Commentary:
  "Mind blown! Next you'll tell me you can actually sleep in your bed and not just check if it's still there. 😲✈️🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

  Commentary:
  "When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

  Commentary:
  "English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

  Commentary:
  "When your dinner is playing hard to get… 🍣🤣 Chopstick mastery or modern art in progress?" 🥢🎨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

  Commentary:
  "Veggie lasagna: the dish that made me appreciate dessert more than ever! 🍝🤐😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

  Commentary:
  "Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to pasta, I either feed an army or a hamster! 🍝🤷‍♂️ #Pastatastrophes"

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