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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Seen just now on Discord:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Reported on Threads:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Just shared via YouTube:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Spotted on Twitch:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Reported on YouTube:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Spotted on Slack:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Reported on TikTok:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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734 Funny food quotes

Funny food quotes add a delightful dash of humor to our culinary experiences! 🍔😂 Whether it’s playful comments about our favorite dishes or witty observations on eating habits, these quotes capture the fun side of food. Enjoy a laugh as you savor your next meal! 😄🍕

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10 hours ago
Share →: I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Commentary:
Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? 🍚🎂😆
5 days ago
Share →: I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Commentary:
Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
6 days ago
Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Commentary:
Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
1 week ago
Share →: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
1 week ago
Share →: I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Commentary:
Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅
1 week ago
Share →: Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Commentary:
When Taco Bells ring, angels start their sprinting routine to the celestial bathroom! 🌮😇🚽
1 week ago
Share →: Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Commentary:
Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟
1 week ago
Share →: You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Commentary:
No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔
1 week ago
Share →: I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Commentary:
This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜
1 week ago
Share →: If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Just landed via Discord:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Just landed via Messenger:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Spotted on Reddit:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Live now on Telegram:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Making waves on Facebook:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Reported on Telegram:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Spotted on TikTok:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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