I have nothing in common with people who "forget to eat".

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Commentary:
"Oh, you 'forget to eat', you say? 🍔🙄 Must be nice skipping meals while the rest of us are over here planning our next snack attack! 😂 #FoodiesUnite"

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like "hell yeah, baby, letโ€™s run it back!"

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, letโ€™s run it back!”

Commentary:
🥪🏃‍♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂"

Even on the coldest of days, thereโ€™s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Even on the coldest of days, thereโ€™s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. Thatโ€™s it.

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. Thatโ€™s it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simple joys of life summed up perfectly! 🍹🍹 Who needs profound existential questions when you can have two cocktails and a good meal?! 🍴😄 #LivingTheDream"

I've never met a garlic bread I didn't get on with.

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Commentary:
"Garlic bread: the universal wingman of every meal! 🍞😂 Who knew a carb-loaded delight could be such a smooth operator? It's hard not to get 'gar-licked' when this buttery superstar is around! 😋 #BreadBFFs"

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Commentary:
"Who needs a time machine when 'Jump to recipe' can transport you straight to deliciousness in a snap? 🚀🍽️ #TeleportationGoals"

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Donโ€™t ask me for advice.

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Donโ€™t ask me for advice.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I operate on a 'brunch-anytime' schedule. I can't help with early bird problems 🍳🕒 #AfternoonFeaster"

I think I'll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Commentary:
"Who needs a retirement fund when you can invest in carbs? 🍝💸 #PastaOverPockets #CarbConnoisseur"

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Commentary:
"Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal"