Commentary:
Looks like the cure for my ailments involves altitude and your charming company 🏔️😂✨
Funny googled quotes
So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.
Commentary:
"Looks like you've got a serious case of love fever, and there's no cure! 😂❤️ Time to enjoy the addictive side effects of romance! 💕 #GoogleDiagnosis"
I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.
Commentary:
"Who needs WebMD when you have Google for diagnosis? 😂 Just remember, voting is the best medicine for your election-related symptoms! 🗳️ #ElectionFever"
I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.
Commentary:
"Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays"
I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.
Commentary:
🦝 "Looks like someone's been spending a bit too much time in the trash… or maybe just on the internet! It's all fun and games until you start getting the sudden urge to hoard shiny objects, right? Stay paw-sitive, my friend! 😉"
Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”
Commentary:
Guess it's time to add "sun specialist" to my resume! ☀️💥😂