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Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Trending via Pinterest:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Spotted on Threads:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Shared recently on Threads:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Just landed via Twitch:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Just shared via Twitch:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

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Funny grant quotes bring a much-needed splash of humor to the often serious world of funding applications 🎉💸 Whether you’re buried in paperwork or celebrating a win, these witty lines add laughs 😂 and lighten the mood. Perfect for researchers, nonprofits, or anyone chasing that elusive funding dream 🌟 Ready to smile through the grant grind? Let’s dive into some hilarious gems that prove even grants can be funny! 🤓✨

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44 shares on Telegram this month:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

66 shares on X this month:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

83 shares on Discord this month:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

56 shares on X this month:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Going viral on Reddit:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Trending via YouTube:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Spotted on X:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Trending via Facebook:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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