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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Share →: Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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When you can't find your keys and consider hiring a magician instead of searching again.
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Share →: As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals #AcademicStruggles

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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