12 Funny grass quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

  Commentary:
  "Forget the grass, just pass me that filter! "

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the grass is ghosting you "

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system #StillAwkward"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  Commentary:
  "Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? #GrassTherapy"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

  Commentary:
  If only we could live the carefree moose life Watch out for those cars, they never see us coming #MooseGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side… it's just fertilized differently! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

  Commentary:
  “BRB, just realized the grass is neon back home! ”

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

  Commentary:
  " Welcome to the inbox city, where the screens are bright and the messages are witty! Hope this email finds you rockin' and rollin' in the paradise city of your dreams, dodging spam like a true email ninja! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs grass when you can roll in a bed of crisp Benjamins? Talk about living the high life! Just remember, money can't photosynthesize like grass does… but hey, it does pay for a fancy lawn service! #CashOverGrass"

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