Funny quotes grass

Funny grass quotes

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025