15 Funny grass quotes

• Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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  1 month ago

  ass, cheeky, grass, humor, playful, slang, touch, why

• Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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  2 months ago

  advice, comparison, environment, grass, greener, humor, maybe, mess, over, perspective

• The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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  2 months ago

  filter, grass, greener, humor, illusion, just, over, perception, perspective, reality, sarcasm

• Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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  2 months ago

  grass, humor, maybe, me, nature, once, personification, sarcasm, should, touch, well, whimsy

• I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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  2 months ago

  activity, grass, health, humor, i, media, mental, mental health, outdoor, outdoor activity, please, relatable, social, social media, still, today

• Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  2 months ago

  activity, day, detox, digital, digital detox, friends, fun, fun activity, grass, gutted, health, mental, mental health, nature, offline, outdoor, outdoor activity, report, socializing, spending, touching, touching grass

• The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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  2 months ago

  coffee, eating, economy, food, grass, here, humor, joke, matcha, people, satire, tough

• I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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  2 months ago

  cars, eating, freedom, grass, humor, i, just, moose, school, wish, work, wrecking

• The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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  2 months ago

  bullshit, grass, greener, humor, life, only, perspective, reality, side

• Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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  2 months ago

  activity, close, concert, experience, fun, fun activity, going, grass, heart, hold, i, live, live performance, music, performance, recommend, song, touching

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