108 Funny great quotes — Wordgag ツ

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

2 days ago2 days ago

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

4 days ago4 days ago

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

2 months ago2 months ago

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

2 months ago2 months ago

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

2 months ago2 months ago

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

2 months ago2 months ago

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

2 months ago2 months ago

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

2 months ago2 months ago

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

2 months ago2 months ago

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

2 months ago2 months ago

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

2 months ago2 months ago

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

2 months ago2 months ago