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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Breaking via Discord:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Just shared via Twitch:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Making waves on Twitch:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Seen just now on Discord:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Reported on Twitch:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Reported on Pinterest:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Just shared via X:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Trending via Facebook:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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