78 Funny great quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: “Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

  Commentary:
  "Watching 'Real Housewives' is the closest I’ll ever get to a successful acting career! 🎬😂 #NoOscarsNeeded"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

  Commentary:
  "Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️‍♂️🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, I didn’t realize it was a bring-your-own-mummies kind of party! 🎉🧟‍♂️🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I used to have a great future in my past.

  Commentary:
  "Time travel called; it said my future is stuck in the past too! 🚀⏳😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: With great power comes a great electricity bill.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, with great power comes a great electricity bill ⚡💸. Embrace the power, but maybe think twice before turning on all those lights! 💡😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My body looks like I have a great personality.

  Commentary:
  😆 "My body looks like I have a great personality… Yep, my abs are hiding under layers of charm and wit! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a six-pack when you've got a six-sense of humor, am I right? 😂 #BodyConfidenceGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it's like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦‍♂️ #OfficeLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

  Commentary:
  🍕💪 "Just imagine a world where biting into a slice of pizza not only satisfies your hunger but also magically melts away the calories! 🤯🍕✨ Forget gym memberships and diets, all we need is some extra cheese and pepperoni to achieve our dream body! 🧀🍕💃 Who says you can't have your pizza and eat it too? 😉🍕 #PizzaGoals"

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