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70 Funny great quotes
Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.
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Mar 18, 2025
I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.
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Mar 18, 2025
Running feels great until you compare it to not running.
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Feb 28, 2025
Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
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Feb 20, 2025
Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.
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Feb 9, 2025
Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.
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Feb 3, 2025
If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.
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Feb 1, 2025
It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.
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Feb 1, 2025
One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.
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Feb 1, 2025
I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.
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Jan 29, 2025
None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!
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Jan 28, 2025
I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.
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Jan 28, 2025
Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.
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Jan 28, 2025
Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
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Jan 27, 2025
My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.
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Jan 27, 2025
I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.
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Jan 27, 2025
Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.
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Jan 27, 2025
If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.
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Jan 27, 2025
Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.
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Jan 27, 2025
The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.
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Jan 27, 2025
The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.
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Jan 27, 2025
No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.
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Jan 27, 2025
The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.
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Jan 27, 2025
Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.
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Jan 27, 2025
I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.
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Jan 27, 2025
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