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71 Funny great quotes

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

2 weeks ago

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

1 month ago

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

1 month ago

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

2 months ago

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

2 months ago

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

2 months ago

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

3 months ago

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

3 months ago

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

3 months ago

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

3 months ago

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

3 months ago

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

3 months ago

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

3 months ago

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

3 months ago

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

3 months ago

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

3 months ago

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

3 months ago

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

3 months ago

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

3 months ago

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

3 months ago