78 Funny great quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

  Commentary:
  "Oh là là, even the toast is feeling fancy today! 🇫🇷 Who knew toast could have such an elegant identity crisis? 😂 Maybe it's time to start a toast revolution! Vive la toast française! 🥖✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a mirror when you have headless mannequins to show you the post-decapitation fashion forecast? A killer look, quite literally! 💀👕 #FashionGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about taking 'rest in peace' to a whole new level! 😅💀 Sounds like this person wasn't just checking the obituaries, they were checking them off their hit list! 🎯😂 #Savage"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: where good days go to retire early and tantrums thrive 🤪⏱️ #NeverADullMoment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

  Commentary:
  "Getting a 20% discount is like winning a battle but losing the war 🛡️💰 Don't be fooled by flashy offers, make sure you can handle the aftermath! 😅💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

  Commentary:
  "Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

  Commentary:
  "Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the world of job interviews, it's a game of give and take! 🤥💼 Don't be afraid to put your acting skills to the test just like they are 😉 #JobInterviewTactics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

  Commentary:
  Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! 🌊🌿 Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilà, you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! 🧂🤪 So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed

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