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3 months ago
Share →: With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Commentary:
"Remember, with great power comes a great electricity bill ⚡💸. Embrace the power, but maybe think twice before turning on all those lights! 💡😆"
3 months ago
Share →: My body looks like I have a great personality.

Commentary:
😆 "My body looks like I have a great personality… Yep, my abs are hiding under layers of charm and wit! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a six-pack when you've got a six-sense of humor, am I right? 😂 #BodyConfidenceGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it's like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦‍♂️ #OfficeLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Commentary:
🍕💪 "Just imagine a world where biting into a slice of pizza not only satisfies your hunger but also magically melts away the calories! 🤯🍕✨ Forget gym memberships and diets, all we need is some extra cheese and pepperoni to achieve our dream body! 🧀🍕💃 Who says you can't have your pizza and eat it too? 😉🍕 #PizzaGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Commentary:
"Looks like the party got crashed by a bonfire of self-doubt! 🔥😅 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and maybe you just need some better lighting! 💡😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Commentary:
"Running: the only sport that makes you question your life choices mid-stride 🏃‍♂️😅 #RunnerProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Commentary:
"Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Commentary:
👂🌬️ "Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a round of applause to our unsung heroes — ears! Not just for hearing all the juicy gossip, but also for providing the perfect spot to tuck away those rebellious locks in windy situations. Who knew our ears were the original hair accessories? Fashion and function at its finest! 😄👏"
6 months ago
Share →: If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Commentary:
"Life: the ultimate teacher that never gives you a break 📚✏️ Maybe if we all collectively failed the lesson, it might just stop teaching them! 🤔🛑 #LifeLessons"