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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

3 months ago

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

3 months ago

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

3 months ago

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

3 months ago

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

3 months ago

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

3 months ago

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

3 months ago

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

3 months ago

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

3 months ago

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

3 months ago

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

3 months ago