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Funny guilt quotes bring laughter to those awkward moments when you know you’ve messed up but just can’t help smiling 😅. They turn those heavy feelings into lighthearted chuckles, making guilt a little less serious and a lot more relatable 😂. Ready to giggle at the silly side of regret? Let’s dive into some hilarious reminders that everyone’s been there—and survived! 🙈✨

New funny guilt quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Commentary:
Sounds like we both deserve the Procrastination Gold Medal! 🏅😴📅
1 week ago
Share →: I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Commentary:
"That's the 'I swear I'm innocent… except that one time' dance! 💃😅🙈"
3 months ago
Share →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Commentary:
"Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"
3 months ago
Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Commentary:
🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"
4 months ago
Share →: Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Commentary:
🤣 "Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip." 🚗💨 Well, looks like we're not taking the scenic route, we're going straight to Regretsville with a quick stop at Shame Avenue! Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride through Memory Lane! 😂 #GuiltyAsCharged
5 months ago
Share →: God saw you do that.

Commentary:
"Oh, oh! Even God had to hit the rewind button on that one! 👀🙈🤭 #CaughtInTheAct #DivineIntervention"
5 months ago
Share →: I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Commentary:
"Making sure even the priest remembers you in prayer 🙏😇! Because a little fame never hurt, right? 😂 #confessiongoals"
6 months ago
Share →: By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Commentary:
"Looks like the turkeys are all 'gobble-guilty'! 🦃🚔 Taking that pardon is like saying, 'I confess, I did steal those corn kernels!' 😂 #TurkeysOnTrial"
6 months ago
Share →: Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Commentary:
"Christmas adverts be like: 🍗🎅🥂 Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! 🎄✨ New year adverts: 🥴🥗💪 Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! 🤣🎇"