Funny guilt quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.
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  4 months ago

  View →: God saw you do that.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I want my name to come up when you go to confession.
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  5 months ago

  View →: By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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