110 Funny guy quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

  Commentary:
  Trying to guess my opponent's next move is like predicting a cat's mood 🐱🤯♟️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

  Commentary:
  Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨‍👧‍👦

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a case of "fork-getting" table manners 😂🍚🍴

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

  Commentary:
  When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

  Commentary:
  Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

  Commentary:
  Navigating Bluesky feels like grinding in a JRPG without encountering any slimes 🐉🎮😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

  Commentary:
  Who knew my inner boss would be more of a party planner than a drill sergeant? 🥳🛳️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

  Commentary:
  When he says, "I know a spot," just make sure your GPS is ready for a plot twist! 📍🤪🌀

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a superhero movie where the hero forgot to show up! 😂👊🦸‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

  Commentary:
  Beard wisdom: 50% charm, 50% pure magic! 🌟🧔😆

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