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Looks like he's mastering the lost art of waiting! Next, he'll be sending messages by pigeon 🕊️📜😂
148 Funny guy quotes
Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”
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Sounds like he's really mastered the art of moderate moderation! 🚬😂🌿
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅
Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.
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When two scared warriors meet for the legendary exchange of mildly used household goods 😅🤝🛍️ #BraveHearts
Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.
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Level up your snack game! That guy's obviously a taste bud sensei 🍟🥤😂
Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?
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Wow, talk about puppy love! 🐶❤️ What’s next, a goldfish getting engaged? 🐠💍
Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.
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Just waiting for the elevator to reach the "Next Time, Press the Close Door Button Faster" floor 😂🚪🕴️
(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?
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Looks like he's on a very delicate mission and hoping it doesn't go tits up! 🤭🇬🇧😅
Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.
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Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬
Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.
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Why do feet guys love the beach? Because it’s a total sole-sensation! 🏖️👣😄