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Sounds like you're setting tickle boundaries and asserting dominance in public! 🚌😄👋
148 Funny guy quotes
(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.
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Wow, talk about a high-stakes leap to success! 😂🏢⬇️
Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’
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When you realize the Upside Down is just a bad hair day away from world domination! 😆👨🦱🔄
They should make a biopic of just some random guy.
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When life gives you lemons, make a biopic about the guy who bought them 🍋🎬😂
If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.
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Yep, just hang on tight and enjoy the "ride"! 🚀💔🤣
You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.
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When your Uber driver shows up with a seesaw, you know it's going to be a long ride 😂🚂⬇️⬆️
Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.
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Sounds like your hair has more personalities than all your player characters combined! 🎭🧙♂️💇♂️
A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.
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When she calls you a "nice guy," just remember: you're only one fedora away from becoming a meme 🤠😂
US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?
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Sure, I'll just Venmo him my therapy bill as a tip 😂📱💼
For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.
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Not a single broth brewed… should we file for a name change? 🥣❌🔄😄