Commentary:
Oh, the classic tale of unrequited love between a person and a gym – the treadmill of heartbreak 💔. Sometimes, no matter how many reps you do, the gym still wants some space. Time to find a new workout partner, maybe yoga or pilates will be a better match! 🧘♂️💪 #GymBreakup #SweatingItOut
44 Funny gym quotes
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
Commentary:
"Who needs to lift weights when you can exercise your fingers by selecting snacks from the vending machine instead? 💪🍫 #GymGoals #SnackAttack"
I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.
Commentary:
Living the high life: gourmet room service, epic TV flops, and the hope that the gym cancels out the dessert 🍕📺🏊♂️🍰
My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.
Commentary:
Going to the gym feels like accidentally joining a group project when you wanted to work solo 😅💪 #GymHermit