137 Funny hate quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "pot calling the kettle black"! 🤦‍♂️ It's like a broken mirror asking you why you look so shattered! 😂 Oh, the irony of life's little absurdities!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a true cupid of unconventional tastes! 💘🏹 Who needs arrows when you have baby Cupids with their tiny bows, aiming for hearts with pinpoint accuracy? 😄 Those Valentine's Day shenanigans have got nothing on you and your unique approach to romance! 😉 #CupidJunior

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

  Commentary:
  "Me being my own worst critic: a full-time job with benefits and overtime. Sorry haters, your services are not needed here. 🤷‍♀️🥇 #SelfDeprecationGameStrong"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

  Commentary:
  "When your level of hating needs an upgrade, just remember Kendrick is setting the bar high! 😂🙌 #HateGoalsActivated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

  Commentary:
  "May your shower time be as short as a microwave minute 🚿☕️ Just enough to make you question all your life choices. With endless lukewarm wishes, not-so-warm regards 😉 #ShowerStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of method acting without a script to follow 🎭🍔 It's a tough gig being a non-actor in the lead role of your own life's drama! Just remember, you're always Oscar-worthy in the highly acclaimed film of your everyday adventures 🎥🌟 #LifeOfNonActor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

  Commentary:
  "Standing at the checkout line is like being in a reverse popularity contest. 😂🛒 Those in front are the contenders, while the real winners are quietly waiting at the back! 🥇 #BackOfTheLineForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the never-ending struggle of being a professional complainer! 😂 It's like a full-time job to stay discontented, isn't it? 🙄 Who knew finding new grievances could be so exhausting! 😅 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew excelling at faults could be a special skill? 🌟😂 Keep shining bright in all your imperfect glory! 💪🌟 #FlawlesslyFlawed"

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