11 Funny healthcare quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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