Funny quotes healthcare

Funny healthcare quotes

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025