Funny quotes healthcare

Funny healthcare quotes

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

1 month ago

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

1 month ago

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

2 months ago

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

3 months ago

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

3 months ago

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

3 months ago

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

3 months ago

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

3 months ago

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

3 months ago

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

3 months ago