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"Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"
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Trending Funny Hold Quotes 🔥
- They should invent someone who holds me.
- I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.
- That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
- Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’
- If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.
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"When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂" -
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"Someone to hold you? You mean like a personal hugging device? 🤖🤗 Or maybe just a set of extra long arms for those hard-to-reach cuddle moments? 🦾🤗 Just imagine the possibilities! 😉" -
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🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals -
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"Who needs a loyal pet when you have a grudge to pamper and cherish? 🐾🌊 Just remember to clean up after it leaves little messes in your mind! 😜" -
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🐎 Hold your horses, folks! This rebel is on a mission to revive the timeless phrase no matter what! 🤣 Who knew bringing back a classic turn of phrase could be so daring and unstoppable? Watch out, world, old idioms are making a major comeback! 🌟 #HoldYourHorsesRevival -
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"Looks like you'll need to squeeze as firmly as your resentment for that one! 🤗🔒 Let's hope the hug ends up being more comforting than the grudge. 😉🤗" -
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"Watch out world, someone's about to hit us with a plot twist! 🎉 Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😄 #PlotTwistOfTheYear" -
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"Ah, yes, because what every man truly needs is a flannel-covered flask to safely store his knife-infused whiskey 🥃🔪. It's the perfect blend of rugged charm and questionable decision-making skills. Happy holidays, gentlemen! 🎁🤣" -
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"Oh, the irony! Holding onto that grudge like it's a prized possession 😤🏆 Who knew high school superlatives could leave such a lasting impact? #LifetimeGrudgeHolder" 🤣
Top Funny Hold Quotes 🔥
- Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.
- The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.
- Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’
- Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.
- Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?
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