49 Funny hold quotes

• “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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  42 minutes ago

  call, customer, customer service, hold, humor, important, irony, line, phone, service, stay, waiting

• Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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  14 hours ago

  animal, call, communication, conference, conference call, hold, humor, mouse, phone, pun, put, squeakerphone

• Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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  1 day ago

  being, break, daily, daily life, day, every, family, hold, hold it together, humor, i, just, life, mom, relief, single, stress, stress relief, together

• I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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  1 day ago

  container, containers, gift, hold, humor, i, joke, know, love, much, relationship, smaller, women

• And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.

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  6 days ago

  beer, casual, casual phrase, day, hold, humor, life, phrase, unexpected

• Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, doing, door, etiquette, gratitude, hold, holding, holding door, humor, i, never, people, rude, rude behavior, sarcasm, say, saying, social, social etiquette, something, stop, thank, thank you, welcome

• I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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  1 month ago

  admire, baby, behavior, drop, hold, humor, i, just, parenting, something, toddler, want

• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, bothering, call, customer, customer service, hang, hang up, hold, hold music, music, phone, phone call, purpose, quality, repetition, repetitive, service, sound, sound quality, stop

• Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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  2 months ago

  actually, awkward, awkward situation, doing, ear, eavesdropping, funny question, hear, hell, hold, humor, know, leg, question, say, situation, stranger, strangers

• When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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  2 months ago

  always, call, call center, center, customer, customer service, expectation, hold, humor, i, on hold, phone, pick, service, someone, song, waiting

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