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42 Funny hold quotes

Funny hold quotes ๐ŸŽญ are the hidden gems of humor that turn waiting on the line into a delightful comedy break ๐Ÿ˜‚. Whether you’re stuck on a call ๐ŸŽง or enduring another endless queue, these witty quips offer a sprinkle of laughter ๐ŸŒŸ when you need it most. With their clever twists and cheeky charm, they transform the mundane into a mini stand-up routine ๐ŸŽค, ensuring you stay entertained while you wait.

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangerโ€™s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldnโ€™t hold it anymore.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Weed smokers be like, โ€œHold up โ€” before we go to the store, I have to get scared.โ€

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

They should invent someone who holds me.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Iโ€™m bringing back โ€œhold your horsesโ€ and nobody can stop me.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

How about hold me as tight as youโ€™re holding onto that grudge?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

In high school I was voted โ€œmost likely to hold a grudgeโ€ and Iโ€™m still mad about it.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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