Commentary:
"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"
50 Funny hold quotes
Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?
Commentary:
"Sounds like the element of surprise was working overtime in the office today! 🤪🤷♂️ 'Why hold the baby' – a hard-hitting question that left everyone speechless and giggling. Sometimes, it's best to just roll with the unexpected and embrace the comedic chaos! 😂👶 #OfficeAntics"
Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?
Commentary:
"Who needs designer bags when you can store all your grudges in your pockets? 🤷♀️👜 Don't mess with a woman and her pocketful of grievances! 💁♀️💼 #GrudgeStorage #PocketPower"
The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.
Commentary:
📱🥪 "Watching some folks hold their cell phone to their ear is like witnessing a failed attempt at eating a digital sandwich! Maybe they're just hungry for a byte instead? 😄"
I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.
Commentary:
"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a gentleman in kitchen attire? 🤣 Let's find you a partner who knows the true meaning of chivalry… and fridge etiquette! 🚪🍴 #ChilledRomance"
I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.
Commentary:
Looks like love is in the air… or maybe just some airborne particles! 💨💍 It seems this sneeze might have blown away any romantic plans for now. 🤧 Let's hope the vow renewal doesn't turn into a "cover your nose and repeat after me" situation! 😉
That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇
Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.
Commentary:
"Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"
I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
Commentary:
"I mean, who can really rely on a flimsy little handle to safeguard a precious cargo like cake? 🎂🚫 Better tote that sweet treat with enough caution to make Fort Knox security jealous! 🔒😅 #HandleWithExtremeCare"
How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?
Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of someone daring to delay our grand entrance to a destination that certainly won't crumble without our timely arrival! 🤣 Patience is a virtue, dear driver, even if it means enduring the torturous seconds of being stuck behind a slowpoke in traffic! 🚗🕰️ #FashionablyLate