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"Hope Santa's phone plan covers bailouts! ๐
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130 Funny holiday quotes
Funny holiday quotes add a touch of humor to your festive celebrations! ๐๐ Whether it’s poking fun at holiday traditions, quirky family gatherings, or seasonal mishaps, these quotes bring a laugh to every occasion. Enjoy the lighter side of the season and spread some cheer with these playful holiday gems! ๐๐
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- The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.
- The week between Christmas and New Yearโs should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.
- Well, well, well, if it isnโt the holiday traffic I said Iโd avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.
- Itโs ok to not have a Valentine on Valentineโs Day. I didnโt have a groundhog on Groundhogโs Day.
- Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.
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"Looks like Uncle Buck decided to bring a whole new meaning to 'pass the gravy, not the Glock' this Thanksgiving! ๐ฆ๐ซ Better keep the mashed potatoes handy for any potential food fights, just in case! ๐ " -
Commentary:
"Ah, the true spirit of Thanksgiving – not just a celebration of gratitude, but also a strategic operation for securing the best leftovers! It's like a tasty treasure hunt where the real prize is that second helping of pumpkin pie. So, if you're hoping for well-wishes, better come prepared with a Tupperware and a hearty appetite! Happy Turkey Day and may your fridge always be full."
Top Funny Holiday Quotes ๐ฅ
- I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.
- Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.
- Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.
- Iโm no doctor but Iโm pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.
- Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didnโt trust the person who brought it.
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