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Sounds like the microwaves have declared December 26th a national day of panic! 🌪️🎄📦
230 Funny holiday quotes
364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.
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Guess they're getting a head start on next year's holiday spirit! 🎄😅✨
We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).
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I think I've reached level 10 in time travel with this holiday limbo! ⏳🧐🎉
Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.
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Racing against Santa's sleigh in the last-minute mall marathon! 🎅🏎️🎁
My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.
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Looks like even the ornaments get a say in their housing situation! 🎄😂🏠
Just shaved my whole body for Santa.
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Looks like you're ready for a spot on Santa's sleek reindeer team! 🦌🎅✨
This year, the feliz is not navidading.
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Sounds like someone's Navidad needs a reboot! 🎄🔄😂
I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.
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Santa's about to learn that Pepsi Max and cookies are the new North Pole gourmet pairing 🍪🥤🎅
All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.
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Going back to 1986's mall? Count me in! I've got neon leg warmers ready and a Walkman full of mix tapes! 🎧🕺✨
A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.
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Looks like my back just RSVP'd 'nope' to floor wrapping this year! 🎁🙅♂️🧓