130 Funny holiday quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

  Commentary:
  🦃🤢 When in doubt, always trust your gut and skip that mystery dish! Let's raise a glass to those who looked out for their own well-being at Thanksgiving 🍷👏 #TrustNoPotluck

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the tragedy of Thanksgiving aftermath! 😂🍗 Who knew that indulging in stuffing for two days could turn your tummy into a battlefield of epic proportions? 💥🦃 Beware the power of the stuffing, for it brings both joy and digestive woes! 😆🍂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs expensive gifts when you have family drama to entertain you? 🎁💥 Let the battle of wills begin, and say goodbye to that holiday shopping list! 😂👊"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joy of being single during the holidays. 🙃 While everyone else is busy decking the halls and roasting chestnuts over an open fire, us single folks are pros at putting on a brave face and pretending that we're totally fine spending another night alone with our Netflix queue. 🎄🎁 Just think of it as an extended opportunity to practice your solo dance moves and enjoy the entire box of chocolates without any judgment! 💃🍫 #SingleBells #

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bittersweet transition from avoiding nosy Aunt Mildred to dodging chatty Steve from accounting 🙈 At least you have the office coffee machine to commiserate with ☕️ Here's to another week of pretending to laugh at Dave's unfunny jokes! 😆 #BackToReality"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

  Commentary:
  🎅📸 "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! 🤭 Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… 😜🎄 #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

  Commentary:
  🎄🎅 "If you like Christmas so much, why don't you merry it? Because who needs mistletoe when you can just marry Santa?" 😉💍 Embrace the holiday spirit all year round with your very own jolly ol' fella! 🎁✨ #ChristmasEveryday

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the spirit of Christmas tilted more than just your tree! 🎄😂 Your wife may have uncovered your secret past as a world-renowned architect. Who knew decorating could reveal hidden talents? 😉🎅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone found the perfect gift-wrapping solution for their husband's misdeeds! 🎁🌲 Who needs reindeer games when you've got remote control revenge tactics? 😆 #HolidayPranks #RelationshipGoals

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that the tradition of hanging stockings by the fireplace comes from a legend about Saint Nicholas? 🧦🔥 Legend has it that he gave gold coins to three sisters by dropping them down the chimney, and they landed in stockings that were hung to dry.

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