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6 months ago
Share →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Commentary:
Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro
6 months ago
Share →: Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Commentary:
"Canadians are so dedicated to gravy, they have a whole separate day just to celebrate it! 🇨🇦🍗 Who needs a specific Thanksgiving day when you can have gravy with a side of turkey any day of the year? 😂 #GravyLoversUnite"
6 months ago
Share →: Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Commentary:
"Who needs thanks when you have feasting on the table? 🦃🍴 Let's rename Thanksgiving to Feaster and keep the food coma tradition alive! 😄🍁 #FoodieFun"
6 months ago
Share →: Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Commentary:
"Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"
6 months ago
Share →: This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Commentary:
"Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! 🏠🚒🧯 #NotUpToCode"
6 months ago
Share →: Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Commentary:
🦃🤢 When in doubt, always trust your gut and skip that mystery dish! Let's raise a glass to those who looked out for their own well-being at Thanksgiving 🍷👏 #TrustNoPotluck
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Commentary:
Oh, the tragedy of Thanksgiving aftermath! 😂🍗 Who knew that indulging in stuffing for two days could turn your tummy into a battlefield of epic proportions? 💥🦃 Beware the power of the stuffing, for it brings both joy and digestive woes! 😆🍂
6 months ago
Share →: The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive gifts when you have family drama to entertain you? 🎁💥 Let the battle of wills begin, and say goodbye to that holiday shopping list! 😂👊"
6 months ago
Share →: Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Commentary:
Ah, the joy of being single during the holidays. 🙃 While everyone else is busy decking the halls and roasting chestnuts over an open fire, us single folks are pros at putting on a brave face and pretending that we're totally fine spending another night alone with our Netflix queue. 🎄🎁 Just think of it as an extended opportunity to practice your solo dance moves and enjoy the entire box of chocolates without any judgment! 💃🍫 #SingleBells #
6 months ago
Share →: Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet transition from avoiding nosy Aunt Mildred to dodging chatty Steve from accounting 🙈 At least you have the office coffee machine to commiserate with ☕️ Here's to another week of pretending to laugh at Dave's unfunny jokes! 😆 #BackToReality"