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Getting ready for the ultimate feast battle: Forks first, questions later! 🍴🤣🦃
231 Funny holiday quotes
My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.
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Getting ready to stuff myself with turkey and lots of "Joe Briden" debates 🍗😂🦃
Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.
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When you realize that on Thanksgiving, you're the turkey, and it's a power struggle with the cranberry sauce 🦃💪😂
Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
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When Uncle starts his electrifying tales, I just grab a mashed potato shield and hope for the best ⚡️🛡️🥔
In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.
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Sounds like the perfect plan for a spotless home! Thanksgiving might just become the cleanest hide-and-seek holiday ever! 🧹🤫🏠
This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.
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When they ask about my life goals, I'm like, "Goal 1: Mashed potatoes. Goal 2: See Goal 1." 🥔😂
It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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Time to upgrade my anxiety wardrobe with some festive flair! 🎄😅✨
He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.
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Untangling those lights will be his festive initiation, hope he's got a patience level set to 'zen master' 😂🕯️🎄🔍
If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.
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Going live on family drama is the true Thanksgiving parade 🎥🍿🦃