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"Who needs a house when you can have the convenience of insurance all around you? 🚗💨 #LifeGoals"
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- Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.
- Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.
- I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.
- If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.
- I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.
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"Working from home: where reality takes a vacation and your sanity follows suit. 🏝️😅 #LostInMyOwnHouse" -
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"Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk" -
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"Who knew job satisfaction could be achieved in just one simple phone call? 📞🤒 Just don't forget to turn off your webcam during those virtual meetings! 😜💻 #WorkLifeBalance" -
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"Got my fuzzy socks on, so I'm basically invincible now. Bring it, world! 💪🧦😁" -
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"Who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a cozy blanket fort and a warm cup of cocoa instead? ☃️❄️ Stay safe and snuggled up this season, folks! 🚗🏠" -
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"Who knew the secret to increasing home value was simply keeping anger at the door 🏡🚪? Looks like peace, love, and a dash of humor are the real estate hot commodities these days! 😆 #HappyHomeHappyLife" -
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"Remember, sitting is the gateway drug to procrastination when cleaning! 🧹✨ Keep those cleaning legs moving, or you might find yourself binge-watching Netflix instead of decluttering! 🛋️🚫 #CleaningStruggles" -
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"Remember, folks, breaking and entering is not the recommended method of getting to know your neighbors 👀🚪🕵️♂️. Stick to a friendly chat over the fence instead! 😅🏡 #NeighborhoodWatch #PersonalSpace" -
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Looks like the introvert already had plans with their favorite W(h)ine 🍷 and Netflix queue! Who needs crowded bars when you've got the perfect company of solitude and snacks, am I right? 😅 #IntrovertLife
Top Funny Home Quotes 🔥
- The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.
- When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.
- Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.
- Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.
- Home is where you trust the toilet seats.
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