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So that's why you always know when the coffee is brewing 😄👽🛸
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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].
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Looks like my addiction to procrastination is right on track! 😅🛋️⏰
Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.
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When happiness holds you hostage, even alarms wave white flags! 😂⏰🏡
Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.
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Finally appreciating the personal throne after a week of questionable toilet paper quality! 🚽😂🏠
Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.
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When the goal is to "relax," but you end up running a marathon in the scrollathon! 📱😂🎢
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.
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Work is my new personality. Send help! 🛠️🤔😴😂
You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.
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Having kids is like adopting your very own chatty sidekick, but with less hoof and more "why" 🐴🎤👶
My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.
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Same here! I'm all about those adventures from the couch with "Netflix and definitely no chill" 🛋️📺😴
Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.
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Sounds like you've mastered the ancient art of active disengagement! 😂🕒✨
Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.
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Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼