11 Funny hot dog quotes — Wordgag ツ

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

2 months ago2 months ago

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

2 months ago2 months ago

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

2 months ago2 months ago

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Jan 28, 2025

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Jan 26, 2025

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Jan 25, 2025

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Jan 25, 2025

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Jan 25, 2025