Funny quotes hot dog

Funny hot dog quotes

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

3 months ago

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

3 months ago

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

3 months ago

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

3 months ago

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

3 months ago