11 Funny hot dog quotes

• Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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  dog, dogs, food, food joke, hot, hot dog, humor, joke, mouth, phrase, put, where, words

• I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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  awkward, contact, direct, dog, eating, eye, eye contact, feel, hot, hot dog, humor, interaction, just, social, social interaction, weird, while

• Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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  2 days ago

  activity, along, app, apps, base, baseball, baseball game, beer, dating, dating app, dog, dogs, drinking, eating, first base, game, hot, hot dog, humor, line, social, social activity, start, time, working

• I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

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  2 months ago

  calling, complaint, dog, dogs, glizzy, hate, hot, hot dog, humor, i, know, language, need, people, slang, stop

• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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  2 months ago

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• My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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  2 months ago

  being, confusion, dog, dogs, era, fear, food, food invention, having, historical, historical confusion, hot, hot dog, humor, imagine, invention, knowledge, modern, modern knowledge, renaissance, Renaissance era, something, time, time travel, tools, travel, waking

• The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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  2 months ago

  college, dog, education, frankfurt, Frankfurt School, hot, hot dog, humor, major, school

• I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, analogy, bed, comparison, dog, funny analogy, gas, gas station, hot, hot dog, human, humor, i, self-deprecating, station, stop, tanning, tanning bed, thinking, version

• A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, bird, comparison, dog, food, food comparison, hot, hot dog, humor, penguin, sandwich

• Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, comparison, dog, hot, hot dog, humor, movy, night, relatable, sleep, tossing, turning, women

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