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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Trending via Discord:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Live now on X:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Reported on Pinterest:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Trending via X:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Trending via YouTube:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Making waves on YouTube:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Just landed via Discord:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Spotted on Messenger:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Reported on Twitch:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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