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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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