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🔥🤣 "Finally, a reason to look forward to wrinkles! Who knew maturity came with a built-in heating system? #GlowUpGoals #AgeLikeFineWine 🍷✨"
16 Funny improvement quotes
They should invent a type of situation that improves.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal quest for the miraculous invention of a situation upgrade 🚀💡! It's like asking for a software update for life – where do we submit our feedback, right? Here's hoping the universe's tech support team is on it! 😄✨ #UpgradeNeeded
American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.
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American Feng Shui: when the key to achieving perfect balance and harmony is making sure that barbecue grill is as steady as the American dream 💁♂️🍔🌭 #GrillGoals
I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.
Commentary:
"Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"
To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.
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Looks like I'm gonna need a New Year's resolution… for everyone else! 😂🎉
Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.
Commentary:
Recovering people pleaser here too, taking "strict" as my new badge of honor! 🏅😅