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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Reported on Snapchat:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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Funny innovation quotes 😂💡 bring a fresh twist to the world of creativity and invention! They remind us that thinking outside the box doesn’t have to be serious all the time. Whether you’re brainstorming or just need a good laugh, these witty gems spark inspiration with a smile 😄🚀. Get ready to giggle while fueling your innovative spirit!

New funny innovation quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Commentary:
I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Commentary:
Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
4 weeks ago
Share →: Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Commentary:
"Google AI: Saving the planet one malfunction at a time! 🌍💥🤖"
4 months ago
Share →: Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Commentary:
👶🔬 Watch out, folks! Forget about technology, babies have mastered the art of being grumpy geniuses! They are the true pioneers of mood swings and tantrums – the trendsetters of irrational crankiness since day one! Keep an eye out for their next groundbreaking discoveries in the world of tiny tempers! 😂#BabyMoodInnovators
6 months ago
Share →: It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of prioritizing artificial intelligence over the simple yet crucial task of preserving our beloved fries 🍟! Perhaps we should start a campaign: #SaveTheFries 🤖🍟 Let's hope Silicon Valley gets their priorities straight before we have a world run by genius robots and stale snacks! 😉"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Commentary:
Well, well, the future of safe sex just got a high-tech upgrade! 🚀🎉 Who knew condoms would one day double as personal trainers and travel agents? 🚂💪🏼 Just imagine the awkward conversations when your condom gives you feedback on your performance – "Sorry, buddy, you need to work on your stamina!" 😂 #FutureTechGoals #SmarterSex

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Just shared via YouTube:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Spotted on Instagram:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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