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Funny instinct quotes

Funny instinct quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those quirky gut feelings we all get 🤪✨ Whether your sixth sense leads you to snacks or surprises, these witty sayings capture the hilarious side of trusting your inner voice 🧠🤣 Get ready to chuckle at the unexpected wisdom your instincts bring — sometimes they’re spot on, and sometimes they just make life more entertaining! 😂🔥

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Posted on2 weeks ago

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Posted on2 weeks ago

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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