Funny instinct quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

  Commentary:
  "Speed talking: because who needs survival instincts when you have wit? 😂👄💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛‍♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"

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