93 Funny internet quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

  Commentary:
  "At this rate, my retirement plan will be a meme museum! 😂😂 #MemesOverMoney 💸👉📱"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

  Commentary:
  "😂👌 'Not today, stress!' This phone's a drama-free zone! 📵🏡📶"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to exist online without getting offended is like playing dodgeball with a brick wall! 😂💻🚧"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

  Commentary:
  "Poor 'rofl,' rolled away into the sunset, while 'lmao' is still laughing his… assets off! 😂🤣 #RIPROFL"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Just networking my way through the chaotic web of strangers… 😂🌐 #Priorities"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

  Commentary:
  "Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸‍♂️🎤"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "When Wi-Fi goes out, I channel my inner Shakespeare… and by that, I mean I become overly dramatic. 📡😅🗣️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

  Commentary:
  "You're the 'S' to my 'HTTP', without you I'm just a bad connection! 😂💻💕"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"

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