Funny Internet Quotes That Will Have You Cracking Up Online! 🌐😂

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

2 months ago2 months ago

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

3 months ago3 months ago

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

3 months ago2 months ago

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

3 months ago2 months ago

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

3 months ago2 months ago

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

3 months ago2 months ago

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

3 months ago2 months ago

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

3 months ago2 months ago

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

4 months ago2 months ago

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

5 months ago2 months ago

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

5 months ago2 months ago

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

5 months ago5 months ago

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

May 21, 20242 months ago

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

May 15, 20242 months ago

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Nov 5, 2023Nov 5, 2023

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Oct 27, 2023Oct 27, 2023

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Oct 26, 2023Oct 26, 2023

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Oct 3, 2023Oct 3, 2023

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Sep 29, 2023May 6, 2024

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Sep 29, 2023Oct 26, 2023