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Funny internet quotes

Jun 14
Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.
Jun 13
Share →: Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.
May 9
Share →: My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.
May 9
Share →: Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.
May 7
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.
May 6
Share →: I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.
Nov 5
Share →: I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.
Oct 27
Share →: My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.
Oct 26
Share →: I miss getting my misinformation from less places.
Oct 3
Share →: Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.