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Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Live now on Messenger:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Spotted on Slack:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Live now on WeChat:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Shared recently on Slack:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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Funny internet quotes showcase the humor that thrives online, from memes to witty one-liners! 🌐😆 Whether it’s poking fun at digital trends or the quirks of online interactions, these quotes highlight the comedic side of our virtual world. Dive in and enjoy a laugh at the internet’s finest! 😂💻

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Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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1 week ago

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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2 weeks ago

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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2 weeks ago

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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3 weeks ago

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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3 weeks ago

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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3 weeks ago

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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4 weeks ago

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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4 weeks ago

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85 shares on Discord this month:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

69 but we both just farting.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Going viral on Discord:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

Going viral on Slack:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Making waves on Snapchat:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Trending via Snapchat:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Just landed via WeChat:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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