212 Funny internet quotes

• The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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  47 minutes ago

  age, child, children, digital, digital age, humor, i, internet, media, parenting, social, social media, technology, why

• I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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  1 hour ago

  activity, fun, i, internet, know, people, scream, screaming, spend, things, time, wonder

• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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  2 hours ago

  celebrity, comparison, culture, humor, influencer, Instagram, internet, internet culture, media, platform, platform comparison, run, social, social media, street, streets, Twitter

• It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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  3 hours ago

  court, honor, humor, internet, internet slang, judge, liberating, liberation, shitposting, should, slang, sometimes, try

• Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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  4 hours ago

  delay, distraction, hours, humor, i, internet, just, know, management, media, procrastination, scrolling, social, social media, time, time management

• Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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  5 hours ago

  analogy, balloon, communication, finds, hope, hoping, humor, internet, media, message, person, right, social, social media, Twitter

• I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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  6 hours ago

  age, enough, humor, internet, nostalgia, old, regular, remember, usability, website, websites

• It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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  8 hours ago

  cake, cauliflower, content, harmful, harmful content, humor, i, internet, job, joke, just, police, policing, post, recipe, report, saw, someone

• “You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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  9 hours ago

  access, article, article limit, before, frustration, humor, internet, limit, monthly, monthly limit, never, online, online reading, reading, subscription, today, website

• Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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  10 hours ago

  chance, communication, everyone, internet, media, mistake, opinion, platform, social, social media, voice

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