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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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It's like they've mastered the art of anti-humor! 👀 Knock knock. Who's there? You should definitely answer, because they've been knocking for what feels like eternity! 🚪😂 But hey, at least they're persistent in spreading the word, even if the punchline falls flat! 🤣

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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