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- If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
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π πΌππ "Santa: the ultimate part-time worker and full-time judge. Must be nice to only work one day a year and spend the rest making his list and checking it twice! ππ #SantaClausIsComingToTown" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between the love for sleep and the need for money π€πΈ. If only there were a 'Professional Napper' occupation available! π #DreamJob" -
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Don't worry, the robot army is just running a little behind schedule π€β° Don't stress, you've still got some time to enjoy being the reigning champ in your domain! ππ -
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"Nothing like a vacation to refill your reservoir of disdain for work! πΌπ Back to reality with a vengeance! #hatemyjob #workstruggles" -
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ππΌπ "Ah, the perfectly laid out plan – so beautiful in theory, yet quite the unruly troublemaker in practice! Life really knows how to keep us on our toes, doesn't it? π€·ββοΈ Who knew that choosing a career and finding 'the one' could be such wild adventures! Buckle up, friend, because the unexpected twists make it all the more exciting! πͺοΈ" -
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πΈπ "Looks like someone is ready to jingle their bells all the way to the unemployment line! Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can be a full-time rockstar in Santa's band? Time to trade in that briefcase for a guitar case and make your holiday dreams come true! Rock on, Christmas rebel!" πΆβ¨ -
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πΆπ "My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Honestly, if side-eyeing was a paying gig, my furball would be living his best life! Maybe I should start charging him rent for all that sassy attitude." π #UnemployedButUnbothered -
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"Perhaps if A.I. mastered waiting tables, their art might come with a side of fries π€π Who knew serving up dishes could be the secret ingredient to creating masterpieces? Bon appΓ©tit, robots!"
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- Iβm willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.
- The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.
- If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.
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