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165 Funny job quotes

Funny job quotes add a humorous perspective to the everyday world of work! 💼😂 From witty observations about office life to playful comments on job responsibilities, these quotes capture the lighter side of earning a living. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your workday with a smile! 😄🖥️

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

3 months ago

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

3 months ago

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

3 months ago

Come on, karma, do your job.

3 months ago

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

3 months ago

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

3 months ago

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

3 months ago

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

3 months ago

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

3 months ago

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

3 months ago

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

3 months ago

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

3 months ago

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

3 months ago

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

3 months ago

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

3 months ago

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

3 months ago

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

3 months ago

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

3 months ago

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

3 months ago

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

3 months ago