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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! 🚪🏃♂️💸
354 Funny job quotes
Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.
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When your boss has a memory lapse and temporarily enters the alternate universe where you live in the office 😂🤔📅
Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’
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"Switching from hating Mondays to loathing Wednesdays 😅📅 #CareerGoals"
Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?
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Sign me up for the "Professional Floor Lounger and Music Critic" position! 🎧🛋️😆
Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.
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"Imagine empath levels so high, even my phone has an auto-hang-up button! 📞🤣🧘"
AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.
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AirPods are just freeloaders snacking in your ears 🍽️🧏♂️😂
There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.
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Time to trade my 9-5 for a future where I'm known as the legendary couch potato 🛋️✨ #Priorities
Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.
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Sounds like it's time for a job description refresher course! 🗂️🤔 #AmIOnSnooze
I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
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I thought it meant nine jobs to five cups of coffee per day! ☕️🤯 #MultitaskingMode
New term for people with jobs: emploids.
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Trying to become an "emploid" so I can get upgrades in coffee consumption ☕🔧