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At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

May 19, 2026

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

May 19, 2026

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

May 19, 2026

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

May 19, 2026

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

May 19, 2026

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

May 19, 2026

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

May 19, 2026

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

May 19, 2026

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

May 19, 2026

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

May 19, 2026

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

May 19, 2026

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

May 19, 2026

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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