You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Commentary:
"Hey there, intimidating challenge! You don't scare me one bit, I've faced tougher opponents before. You're like that moment when your kid sees their sibling got a bigger slice of cake – surprising, but nothing I can't handle! 😜🍰 #BringItOn"

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day struggle of technology versus parenting skills! 🤖👪 It seems like kids these days are the real tech wizards, leaving us parents feeling like we're stuck in the Stone Age. 📱😅 Who knew the tables would turn so drastically? Maybe we should consider giving our kids official IT certifications along with their report cards! 💻👩‍💻👨‍🎓

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, our phones had a stricter curfew at school – all thanks to those short cords trying their best! 📞🔌 No texting under the desk, just a good old game of 'untangle the wire' instead!" 😄

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Commentary:
"Looks like this kid didn't just lose his balance, but gained a superpower! 🚲🐝 Must've been quite the buzzzzz. Talk about a 'stinging' revelation! 🤯😂"

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless ambition of always being fashionably late to the grind! ⏰😄 Who needs punctuality when you can make a stylish entrance, right? Just blame it on your 'inner child'! 😉 #FashionablyLate"

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Commentary:
Ah, the ancient art of trekking to the mystical land of Netflix by foot! 🚶‍♂️💨 No buffering issues there, just a good ol' leg workout before your binge-watch session. Who needs a teleporter when you've got determination and sturdy shoes, right? 😄📺 #ThrowbackThursday #NetflixAndChillOnTheMove

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'supermarket serenade' – where the soundtrack is always set to the tearful ballad of a child's woes. 🛒🙉 Remember, it's not your wallet singing the blues… so shop on, unfazed shopper, shop on! 💸😂"

I don't know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Commentary:
"Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"

"Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school", I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Commentary:
"Sending off the orange with big expectations for its day at school! 🍊📚 May it avoid getting 'squished' in the lunchbox drama. See you later, citrus friend! 😄 #SchoolLunchAdventures"

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Commentary:
🤣 "Parenting Hack 101: Want your kid to play with their toy? Simply hand it over to their sibling and watch the magic happen! It's the oldest trick in the book… and by book, I mean the Parenting Playbook! 📚 Who knew sharing could be such an effective strategy? #ParentingWin #SiblingsRivalryTurnedPlaytime"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that siblings often find each other's toys more interesting than their own? 🧸👫 It's like a magical swap shop right in your own home! Who knew siblings could be such great toy-sharing influencers? 😉