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Isn't it ironic how kids and alarm clocks collaborate to keep parents from ever sleeping past sunrise ๐๐โ๏ธ
203 Funny kids quotes
No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.
Girls โฆ I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision wonโt seem so reasonable anymore.
In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldnโt divorce you. Iโm pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.
If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.
Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.
My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.
Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.
Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.
