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Funny kids quotes offer a heartwarming and hilarious glimpse into the world of childhood! πŸ‘ΆπŸ˜‚ From their quirky observations to their amusingly honest remarks, these quotes highlight the charm and humor of young minds. Get ready to smile and laugh at the delightful wisdom of kids! πŸ˜„πŸŽˆ

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

2 weeks ago

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

1 month ago

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

1 month ago

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

1 month ago

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

1 month ago

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

1 month ago

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

1 month ago

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

1 month ago

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

1 month ago

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

1 month ago

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

1 month ago

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

1 month ago

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

1 month ago

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

2 months ago

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

2 months ago

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

2 months ago

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

2 months ago

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

2 months ago

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

2 months ago

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

2 months ago