Funny Kids Quotes That Will Have You Laughing at Their Honest Wisdom! 👶😂

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

May 14, 2024May 14, 2024

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

May 12, 2024May 12, 2024

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

May 7, 2024May 7, 2024

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Nov 19, 2023May 6, 2024

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Nov 17, 2023Nov 17, 2023

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Oct 26, 2023Oct 26, 2023

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Oct 25, 2023Oct 25, 2023

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Oct 20, 2023Oct 20, 2023

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Oct 15, 2023Oct 15, 2023

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Oct 12, 2023Oct 12, 2023

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Oct 11, 2023Oct 11, 2023

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Oct 9, 2023Oct 9, 2023

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Oct 8, 2023Oct 8, 2023

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Oct 4, 2023Oct 4, 2023

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Oct 3, 2023Oct 3, 2023