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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Going viral on Facebook:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Live now on Reddit:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Funny kids quotes offer a heartwarming and hilarious glimpse into the world of childhood! 👶😂 From their quirky observations to their amusingly honest remarks, these quotes highlight the charm and humor of young minds. Get ready to smile and laugh at the delightful wisdom of kids! 😄🎈

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11 hours ago
Share →: Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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Finding an Airfryer in your kid's room is just part of their "creative decluttering strategy" 😂🔍🍟
3 days ago
Share →: Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Siblings arguing: the original reality TV show 🎬😂🤦‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Commentary:
Looks like the little architect is behind on their pillow rent! Time for a plush eviction! 🏰➡️📦🤭
1 week ago
Share →: My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️
1 week ago
Share →: There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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"I guess opposites really do attract… and then spend every family gathering trying to sync their calendars! 😂🗓️❤️"
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Share →: All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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When kids ask for a snack right as you sit down, they must have a PhD in Impossibletimingology! 🍪🕰️😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Commentary:
"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"
1 month ago
Share →: Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Commentary:
"When the mango's juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂"

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Spotted on Reddit:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Shared recently on Instagram:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Trending via Instagram:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Seen just now on Slack:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Trending via Facebook:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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