Commentary:
"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"
14 Funny kissing quotes
Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
Commentary:
"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"
Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.
Commentary:
Ah, a rebel with a decibel! 🎉 Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? 🗣️ Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! 😂 #NewYearsEveVibes
Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.
Commentary:
"Ah, the magical duality of human culture – where lips meet in tender kisses one moment 💋 and recoil at the pungent embrace of onion soup the next 🧅! Who knew such paradoxical delights could coexist? 🤔 One thing's for sure: love may be blind, but taste buds never forget! 😂"