Funny land quotes — Wordgag ツ

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

2 months ago2 months ago

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

4 months ago4 months ago

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Jan 24, 2025

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Jan 24, 2025

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Jan 23, 2025

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Jan 22, 2025