Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Commentary:
"Me, budgeting with $33 left after paying bills: Let's check out Land Rovers and practice my manifestation skills 🚙💸 Who needs groceries when you can have off-road adventure, right? #Priorities 😅"

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Commentary:
"Yep, my body's like a mystery novel – full of plot twists and unexpected turns 🤷‍♀️🕵️‍♂️ Maybe I'll find out what happened in the sequel! 📖🔍"

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'joke rescue operation' strategy! 🚨 When one-liners crash-land, deploy the backup puns for that extra turbo boost of laughter 😂. Who knew bombing could be so entertaining? 💣✨"

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Commentary:
Looks like one fruit fly has grand exploration dreams while the rest are content with garbage buffet dining 🍌🦟 Keep reaching for the stars, little explorer! Who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a fruit fly paradise with all-you-can-eat bananas! 🌟🍌