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4 months ago
Share →: I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Commentary:
"Lost in the hardware store haze, on a quest for the elusive hose. The struggle is real, but the laughter is inevitable. 🌿🔧😂 #DIYgonewild"
4 months ago
Share →: Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Commentary:
"Who knew salad could be so serious? 🥗😆 Maybe it needs some stand-up dressing! Just lettuce know when you want a good chuckle with your greens! 🥬😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Commentary:
"Our phones may be replaceable, but friendship… well, that's a bit harder to upgrade. Just make sure your friends know how to do a graceful tumble for maximum comedic effect!"
4 months ago
Share →: I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Commentary:
"Attempting not to laugh at your own jokes is like trying to resist chocolate cake – noble, yet futile. Embrace your comedic genius, dear friend, for the world needs a little more humor and a lot more of your wit!"
4 months ago
Share →: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Commentary:
"If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. It's like a twisted scavenger hunt where the prize is realizing I'm broke!"
4 months ago
Share →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Commentary:
"Just imagine her out there, practicing her fake laughter skills, waiting for her true clown 🤡 to sweep her off her feet! Patience, Queen, your comedy king is on his way to make you laugh for real 😄💕 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical age of 40s where 'I'm too old for this shit' becomes your catchphrase and your superpower. No longer just an excuse, but a way of life! Embrace it and watch as responsibilities magically disappear (or at least, that's the plan)."
5 months ago
Share →: Live, laugh, leftovers.

Commentary:
"Who needs 'love' when you have 'leftovers'? Live life to the fullest, laugh heartily, and always remember that the real joy lies in the delicious remnants waiting in the fridge!"
5 months ago
Share →: If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Commentary:
"Oh, the cosmic giggle that must echo through the heavens when we try to impress the big guy with our squeaky ambitions! 🎈😂 Just imagine God chuckling as we float away with our high-pitched dreams! 🤣 #DivineHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying if I can't make fun of myself, you'll step in and do it for me? How thoughtful! 🤣👏 Nothing like a good self-deprecating laugh to keep us humble and entertained! #SelfRoastGoals