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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Making waves on Slack:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Spotted on Instagram:

Running from your problems is cardio.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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69 but we both just farting.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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I run a parody bank account.

Just shared via Slack:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Spotted on Discord:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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