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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Just shared via Twitch:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Spotted on Facebook:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Just landed via TikTok:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Making waves on Reddit:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Trending via LinkedIn:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Shared recently on Discord:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Live now on TikTok:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Trending via Instagram:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Just shared via Messenger:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Just landed via Reddit:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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