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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Breaking via Telegram:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Just landed via Reddit:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Just landed via Telegram:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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