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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Share →: If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Breaking via Messenger:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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