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I've seen y'all clap for pineapple on pizza, so your boos just add to the symphony of chaos! 🍍🍕🎭

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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