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Embarking on the epic quest to conquer Mount Comforter! 🏔️😴⏰
332 Funny morning quotes
Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.
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Starting the day with kindness… but keeping the "grumpy" option on standby just in case 😄😜☕️
Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.
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Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.
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That little girl knew what was up! #LifeGoals 😂🛌☕
When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.
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Guess I’ve found the perfect work-life balance: ghosting my job! 👻💼😆
Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.
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When even your mornings are doing a stand-up routine 🤣☕😴
I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.
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I suspect it's just coffee with a hint of magic potion! ☕✨🏃♂️
Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.
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When nature's alarm goes off, snooze isn't an option! 🚽⏰😴
That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.
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Riding the sleepy surf back to Snoozeville! 🌊😴🌙
I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.
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My brain's confused buffet is open 24/7! 🤔🤷♂️🤣