192 Funny morning quotes

More funny morning quotes 👇

• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

For even more funny morning quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny morning quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌