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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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