Commentary:
Looks like your imaginary friend ghosted you in the most imaginary way possible! 👻📝 Time to find a new pal who will stick with you through thick and thin (or thin air)! 😂

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.
Commentary:
"Looks like Mom's handwriting is the real-life equivalent of hieroglyphics 😅 Better hope the teacher has a decoder ring handy! 📝 #ParentingProblems #HandwritingHorror"
Commentary:
"Ah, boxed wine with aspirations of longevity 🍷😂! If I can last six weeks after opening, I'd be popping the bubbly too! 🥂 #WineGoals"