15 Funny note quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

  Commentary:
  🔘 The "elevator express" button, also known as the mythical unicorn of the modern world. Pressing it multiple times might summon a magic carpet or teleportation device…or simply annoy your fellow passengers! Choose wisely! 🌟🛒 #ElevatorMagic #PushForSpeed

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Prioritize insults AFTER the call ends. Because a missed opportunity is worse than a burned bridge! 📞😜 #PhoneEtiquette"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

  Commentary:
  Looks like your imaginary friend ghosted you in the most imaginary way possible! 👻📝 Time to find a new pal who will stick with you through thick and thin (or thin air)! 😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mom's handwriting is the real-life equivalent of hieroglyphics 😅 Better hope the teacher has a decoder ring handy! 📝 #ParentingProblems #HandwritingHorror"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, boxed wine with aspirations of longevity 🍷😂! If I can last six weeks after opening, I'd be popping the bubbly too! 🥂 #WineGoals"

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